And so I digress. Last night, while freezing my no-tail butt off (I'm over the shame of having no tail, so you should be over the shock of seeing me without one. Please, stop the little kids from squealing when they see me, it's offensive and I will have you sued...ha! Just kidding...I'm not THAT LA!) I saw some big people! Huge! And not ONE dog! But my favorite was Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. No joke!! I was waving and waving my paw but I'm so small...I almost ran out onto the carpet and asked them to adpot me too, or at least put me in a movie, but I didn't want to seem pathetic. Brad is so dreamy... Anyway, some big dude on a ladder (helloooooooooo, where was my ladder?) took my phone and a really terrible picture, but here's a shot.
Friday, January 9, 2009
Hollywood Royalty
So last night was a big deal. It was my first red carpet. Critic's Choice. I wasn't exactly ON the red carpet as much as I was standing on the sidelines trying to help get interviews, but I'll be there one day. And I'll be way more famous than those stupid Marley & Me dogs. They all look alike! And there were so many of them! No, I'll be the star of my movie - just me me me...
And so I digress. Last night, while freezing my no-tail butt off (I'm over the shame of having no tail, so you should be over the shock of seeing me without one. Please, stop the little kids from squealing when they see me, it's offensive and I will have you sued...ha! Just kidding...I'm not THAT LA!) I saw some big people! Huge! And not ONE dog! But my favorite was Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. No joke!! I was waving and waving my paw but I'm so small...I almost ran out onto the carpet and asked them to adpot me too, or at least put me in a movie, but I didn't want to seem pathetic. Brad is so dreamy... Anyway, some big dude on a ladder (helloooooooooo, where was my ladder?) took my phone and a really terrible picture, but here's a shot.

And so I digress. Last night, while freezing my no-tail butt off (I'm over the shame of having no tail, so you should be over the shock of seeing me without one. Please, stop the little kids from squealing when they see me, it's offensive and I will have you sued...ha! Just kidding...I'm not THAT LA!) I saw some big people! Huge! And not ONE dog! But my favorite was Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. No joke!! I was waving and waving my paw but I'm so small...I almost ran out onto the carpet and asked them to adpot me too, or at least put me in a movie, but I didn't want to seem pathetic. Brad is so dreamy... Anyway, some big dude on a ladder (helloooooooooo, where was my ladder?) took my phone and a really terrible picture, but here's a shot.
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