April Fools!

I woke up this morning in a panic... It's April Fools Day and I have NOTHING planned. Worse yet, I don't know what is in store for me. Friends - all I can tell you is that on a day like today, trust no one. See my face? See the fear? I'm giving the camera the stink-eye because I had been fooled. Sadly, it wasn't the first time. Here are a few other historical moments:

This is where I learned to always keep my wits about me. To look around and trust no one. Especially the driver! I thought we were just going on a little drive to see the grandparents...6 days later I'm still stuck in the back of this freaking car with no more of an idea about where we were headed. Watch the driver - or at least try to get a straight answer when she coaxes you into a really full car.

This picture goes back to the whole "trust no one" thing I just mentioned before. I woke up one day to find everthing in our home GONE! My moms thought they were sooooo funny...

Do you notice how paranoid I have become? Here is my nice Uncle Colman trying to give me a kiss but I just don't trust him. What if his breath stinks? What if he doesn't want to kiss me, but he wants to put me in the bath? What if he wants to put me back in the car and take me to that place where I stand on a cold metal table and I shake a lot? I just don't know...I just can't trust anyone!

Hope I have taught you something fellow readers. Remember - if you want to win today, plan ahead. And trick everyone else first! Good luck - and watch out for that "fun new toy" someone tries to give you as a gift. It might be some trickery to brush your teeth...

Lucky D xo